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Creature Demotivational Poster

WHEN I WAS A KID, I WANTED A GRIFFIN - I was studying recombinant DNA technology and I was confident I could create one. But my parents were unwilling to secure the necessary eagle eggs and lion semen. Of course my sister got swimming lessons when she wanted them.

TAGS: i want a mythical creature
Rating: 4.57/5

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Ouderkirk - January 9, 2012, 12:50 pm
Big Bang Theory, yay!

EPIC FUGLY - Two pieces of silicone can not overcome the effect of your fugliness

TAGS: amy winehouse is the ugliest creature on earth
Rating: 2.33/5

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rerun - April 1, 2010, 9:22 pm

Yeo, really? This is actually a "good" pic of her.
[email protected] - April 1, 2010, 9:21 pm
BUT with strength and preserverance i could still get it up to titty-bang her
forseti - April 1, 2010, 4:48 pm
tell me something new...

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE - One is an ugly, fiendish creature that doesn't know what planet it's on. The other is an alien.

TAGS: amy winehouse ugly fiendish alien planet creature
Rating: 4.25/5

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Doc - December 28, 2009, 12:20 am
Yep, safer to hang with the xenomorph any day. Sings better too.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 9:44 pm
lol That's a five. Clever.

BE GONE - Evil Creature

TAGS: evil creature gone train bucket
Rating: 4.5/5

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lgvernon - March 25, 2012, 6:17 pm

This one has stuck with me since you posted it. It's perfect!~



AND NOW - I won't be sleeping for a couple days...

HEY, MOM! - Look what I found! Can I keep her?

WOODLAND DEMONS - Sometimes the joys of being outside are disturbed by the creatures that inhabit the woods.


TAGS: ocean phobia attacking sea creature
Rating: 3.67/5

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GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 9:27 pm
bet him to show...;)
Mongo - December 23, 2009, 9:22 pm
And here........;)
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 9:15 pm
the only physical writing I do any more are the trifecta combinations for the 8th at Apache greyhound :) GO FAT BASTARD!!
Mongo - December 23, 2009, 9:08 pm
GS.....I hope u write for a living.
Mongo - December 23, 2009, 9:07 pm
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 9:02 pm
Like, "Hey stay off the grass...peepeesmoocherdopesmoker?"
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 9:00 pm
sorry, I snorted a laugh at that
Mongo - December 23, 2009, 8:57 pm
Ahhh, the gay theme was quite popular, maybe a couple off color 50's ethnic references to avoid the lawn or stay out of the pool.....
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 8:56 pm
crap!! x-mas egg nog '"fodder" look it up
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 8:53 pm
and a buddy who remembers..what sign would you make now? poster fooder
Mongo - December 23, 2009, 8:52 pm
The boss must be chasing the help...I have had one in the Q for 2 hrs.
Mongo - December 23, 2009, 8:51 pm
Had a buddy of mine who made these signs, would post crazy s**t everywhere...alas, twenty years ago. All's ya need is an oven and metal press
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 8:48 pm
lisping walrus's?? wasn't that a scene in Disneys's Fantasia?
Mongo - December 23, 2009, 8:47 pm
The thongs I think, or the lisp
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 8:46 pm
just the thought is disturbing...how did they know they were gay?

RESPONSIBILITY - Taking care of nature before it takes care of us. --Memo to BP CEO.

Spore -

TAGS: create make creature crazy
Rating: 2.64/5

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Kathunk! - May 28, 2009, 12:20 pm
Where the dick did you get those skins and skin colouring tools!?
Shtoink - September 17, 2008, 11:40 pm
too bad they skin coloring tool isnt this cool. its still a pretty neat [email protected]

THANE KRIOS - I told you the creature from the black lagoon wasn't dead!


TAGS: cornfield sea creatures
Rating: 1.27/5

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R.S.Jake - January 26, 2010, 1:33 pm
Derek - January 24, 2010, 4:42 pm
Think before you trip before you post

Calories -

TAGS: calories clothes smaller creatures closet
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 17, 2014, 10:02 pm
Zippering isn't the problem. It's getting the shit to stay in the damn pants!
mizzdizz - November 17, 2014, 4:05 am
Priss, did you ever lie on your back and use vice grips to zip up your Dittos (feel the fit)? LOL! Better than a corset!

caged in -

Alaskan Technology -

TAGS: creature comforts provided by the tourism council
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - November 22, 2014, 4:33 pm
Joe's Garage
Silverheart - November 22, 2014, 4:01 pm

I grew up with a lot of classic rock. For Zappa, it was mostly Apostrophe(') and Sheik Yerbouti. I picked up several Zappa albums in my early 20s, but those are the 2 I play the most
Thedge - November 22, 2014, 10:27 am
Frank Zappa, my hero! I might be movin' to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon... tnx Silverheart for grasping the reference. Nanook, Frank got the name from an Inuit documentary. Worth watching.
Silverheart - November 22, 2014, 10:15 am

Nanook, no no... don't be a naughty Eskimo. WATCH OUT WHERE THE HUSKIES GO AND YOU EAT THAT YELLOW SNOW!

THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON - Starring Melanie Griffith in 2012

TAGS: creature black lagoon griffith hollywood
Rating: 3.69/5

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beautylover15 - March 5, 2012, 2:50 pm
Wow, I thought it was Jane Fonda!
AaronL - February 24, 2012, 9:46 am
You'd still have a go, though, wouldn't you?!
tellitlikeitis - February 21, 2012, 9:37 pm
Sad, but I did laugh... it's a shame that the surgeons can't tighten up the neck to match the face (a true give away to their real age).